Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Glenda Is Not a Good Witch

My co-worker, we'll call her Glenda, is evil.  And awful.  And stupid when it comes to technology.  She works as the other secretary at work and she is going to be the death of me.

Glenda is the boss' cousin's mother-in-law or some similar version of nepotism.  So because of this relation she thinks she practically owns the place.  Or at least she thinks she owns me.  And she is HORRIBLE at her job!  I don't even know what she does all day.

Why she sucks at her job, a list:

1.  She sucks at her job because she has no freaking clue how to operate a computer so she always interrupts MY work to ask.
2.  She has no idea about customer service.  Seriously, she should not be allowed to answer the phones because she is snippy.
3.  Team Player should never show up on her annual job review.  Ever.  Because she isn't one.
4.  She spends more time worrying about what I'm doing/not doing, than doing her own job.
5.  She is about a million years old and works at a snails pace.
6.  She doesn't work well under pressure and becomes more witchy and snippy the more stress she is under.
7.  She is overpaid (okay, this isn't why she sucks, but she is grossly overpaid).

I hate her.  She is at lunch with the the bosses and I have to write this.  I hate her.  And Glenda is not her real name, but when I googled witch it came up as one of the options so I figured, eh, why not?