Tommy-boy is my ward crush. Every girl in every singles ward has one. Mine is Tommy Boy. He oozes depth and angst and quiet contemplation. And he doesn't know I'm alive. He doesn't know that we are soul mates. He was there tonight and so was I and I couldn't pay attention to any of it because he was there. Sometimes I'm almost convinced he is watching me but I don't dare make eye contact. It sucks to be shy and sorta lumpy and soft in all the wrong places.
Dark rimmed glasses wearing, Rivers Cuomo look alike boy of my dreams, why don't you notice me?
