Jay, have I told you lately that I hate you?

I hurt.  Everywhere.  Everywhere.  Walking is difficult.  Breathing is difficult.

I have to say it again, Jay at 24 Hour Fitness I hate you.  

To your credit, my pants are actually kind of loose.  But I think I might also be going  down a bra size (great, my one selling feature and I'm paying in agony and pain to lose it).  

That is all.